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Sunday, April 29, 2007

Happy Birthday, Duff

Gleadom's Duffy O'Flynn of Lee Way (a.k.a. Duff) turned 13 today. Duff is the first pet I've had whose exact birthday was known, so I like to make it a special day for him every April 29th. First he got a selection of his favorite food, tuna*:Then, I found a nice clean sock and some fresh catnip to make into a new kraksok:
After all that excitement, he crashed out pretty hard:
It was a good day for The Duff.

*I tried to sneak some Salmon and fancy Albacore in there, but he still prefers regular 'ol Tuna.

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Tuesday, December 12, 2006

The Three Stooges

Melba and I are parents to three children. Three furry little four legged bastards that eat and sleep and shed and fill the litterbox, but damn... they're cool. Melba brought Stooges #1 and #2 into the relationship, I brought #3.

Stooge #1 - Murphy (a.k.a. Murph, Squirf, Moo)Murphy.Murph is about 6 years old, and she's the mellowest of the three. She's alternated being an indoor and indoor/outdoor cat, and she's definitely happier when she can go outside. She gets along pretty well with both of the other two.

Stooge #2 - Moe (a.k.a. Moe the Hoe, Moetorhead, Moelicious, Moesha)Moe.Moe is about 8 years old, and of the three, she's the angry bitch on a broomstick. But she's cute and she loves Melba. Doesn't much care for anyone else. Hates Duff.

Stooge #3 - Duff (a.k.a. Gleadom's Duffy O'Flynn of Lee Way, Big D, Doof, Duffage, Big Gray Bastard)Duff.Duff is the old man of the bunch, born on 4/29/94, and he's about as big as the other two put together. He's a purebred Maine Coon and much like a supermodel, he looks good but isn't the sharpest knife in the drawer. He likes both of the girls, but Murph could care less about him and Moe openly hates him. He taunts and chases them around the house at 2am.

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