"Want some torture with your peanuts?"

THIS just blows my fucking mind. When I first read that article, I did a goddamn spit-take to see if I was reading The Onion. Then I realized that The Onion couldn't even make shit like that up.
Seriously? Who the FUCK is running the show over at "Homeland Security"?

The Electronic ID Bracelet, as its referred to as, would be worn by every traveler "until they disembark the flight at their destination." Yes, you read that correctly. Every airline passenger would be tracked by a government-funded GPS, containing personal, private and confidential information, and that it would shock the customer worse than an electronic dog collar if he/she got out of line.

Un-fucking-believable. I'm || this close to bailing on this goddamn country and moving to Belize.