Resodictions.
Since New Years, I've been trying to think of some good predictions for 2008. I've given it a total of about fifteen solid minutes worth of thought, and came up with nothin'. Also, I've been unhappy with the list of resolutions I made for 2008 ever since I posted them. Even though I did okay with last year's resolutions, this year's list just seemed depressing.
So fuck that, I'm ditching 'em. I'm going to combine my resolutions with my predictions. I hereby declare this...
Steve's List of Resodictions for 2008.
1. I predict that I will, at some point this year, let a "fuck" slip into my speech at a business meeting. I got me a bit of potty mouth problem. I'm fuckin' okay with that. Almost happened today, but my mental goalie made a nice kick-save.
2. I predict that I will get riotously drunk and vomit at least once this year. If I'm lucky, maybe even more than once. Soon after, I will declare that I will never drink again, a vow that I will break like wind. I'm fuckin' okay with that, too.
3. I predict that I will gaze forlornly upon my chubby gut and wish it gone. Conversely, I also predict that I will continue eating the foods that I love. I used to hate food when I was a kid. Now, there's almost nothing I won't eat - I love it all. Maybe I'll start exercising, but that's not something I wanna predict. Okay. With. That.
4. Either the Minnesota Twins or the Los Angeles Dodgers will win the World Series this year, GODDAMMIT. That's a regular 'ol prediction.
5. I predict that I will do more of the things that make me happy. Travel, create, take pictures, drive fast, stare at the sky like an idiot, spend time alone, do and create crazy shit that makes me feel like I rock the goddamn house.
6. I predict that I will spend very little time worrying about what other people think of me. Conversely, I also predict that I will be pleasantly surprised by my faith in humanity and will be proven right when I give people the benefit of the doubt. This one's a mantra for me.
7. I predict that my friends will make me feel like a lucky motherfucker. Hell, they already do that.
This is a list I can get behind.
So fuck that, I'm ditching 'em. I'm going to combine my resolutions with my predictions. I hereby declare this...
Steve's List of Resodictions for 2008.
1. I predict that I will, at some point this year, let a "fuck" slip into my speech at a business meeting. I got me a bit of potty mouth problem. I'm fuckin' okay with that. Almost happened today, but my mental goalie made a nice kick-save.
2. I predict that I will get riotously drunk and vomit at least once this year. If I'm lucky, maybe even more than once. Soon after, I will declare that I will never drink again, a vow that I will break like wind. I'm fuckin' okay with that, too.
3. I predict that I will gaze forlornly upon my chubby gut and wish it gone. Conversely, I also predict that I will continue eating the foods that I love. I used to hate food when I was a kid. Now, there's almost nothing I won't eat - I love it all. Maybe I'll start exercising, but that's not something I wanna predict. Okay. With. That.
4. Either the Minnesota Twins or the Los Angeles Dodgers will win the World Series this year, GODDAMMIT. That's a regular 'ol prediction.
5. I predict that I will do more of the things that make me happy. Travel, create, take pictures, drive fast, stare at the sky like an idiot, spend time alone, do and create crazy shit that makes me feel like I rock the goddamn house.
6. I predict that I will spend very little time worrying about what other people think of me. Conversely, I also predict that I will be pleasantly surprised by my faith in humanity and will be proven right when I give people the benefit of the doubt. This one's a mantra for me.
7. I predict that my friends will make me feel like a lucky motherfucker. Hell, they already do that.
This is a list I can get behind.
posted by steve at 11:25 PM
4 Comments:
That is a much better list than your first one. I can get behind most of those as well.
YES! GREAT frakin' list. (I myself am trying to cut down the potty mouth as I feel it's replacing better vocabulary choices... of course I'll replace the actual expletives with ones the Sci-Fi channel made up).
I especially love #6. Both parts of that one are also going to be part of my '08.
That is an awesome fucking list!!
what kind of a frigging list is that you frigging american??? ;)
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