Christmas in Vegas is...

- Trying to figure out how to bet on football
- Trying to get a comp'd drink, fer fook's sake
- Watching a hooker get kicked out of the Golden Nugget
- Watching the finest people on earth walk by on Fremont Street
- Christmas lights?
- The delightful holiday scent of cigarette smoke
- Mullets, mullets, mullets!
- Half of Japan dumped on The Strip
- Half of the midwest dumped Downtown