digital janitor: No silly string in LA, mister.

Thursday, November 01, 2007

No silly string in LA, mister.


When silly string is outlawed, only outlaws will have silly string.
Silly string control is a steady hand.
Silly string doesn't kill people. People kill people.

3 Comments:

Blogger Stefanie opined...

Oh lord. Note the improper use of quotation marks. I think you'd be within your rights to spray as much silly string as you want, seeing as it's only "illegal," and not actually ILLEGAL, and there's only a "fine" involved.

11/2/07 8:06 AM  
Anonymous migrashgrutot opined...

This is silly.

Silly String should be capitalized in the sign. It's a trademark.

However, as silly as this is, its real:
http://www.lapdonline.org/october_2004/news_view/20641

What about businesses that sell it in Hollywood? Do they have to move it out of Hollywood? The law is clear, possession is a crime. So, even if the store puts it away so no one can buy it, they still possess it.

Businesses have to ditch it too
"Individuals, businesses and/or vendors possessing or selling Silly String on public or private property in Hollywood will be given the option to voluntarily discard the product or face a maximum 1000 dollar fine and/or six months in jail."

Ooo! And 6 MONTHS in jail. Now that's fair punishment. How do they "discard" of it? Throw it in a nearby trashcan? Then once the cops leave, they retrieve it. Do they drop it where they're standing? That's littering. Do the cops confiscate it? Can it be recycled?

I thought it was a prank due to the incorrect use of quotes (to me, the fine & illegal are not real- going only by that sign).

What if I have Silly String at 11:50pm on 10/30 and have all of it dispensed by 11:59pm? If I'm holding an empty can, a can, which can produce not one millimeter more of Silly String at 12:01am, will that land me in the pokey?

She may have no silly string, but she has the sign!
http://www.flickr.com/photos/65406332@N00/66079868

I just may come out there and see if I can get Silly String banned for the other 363.5 days. Or, I'll just stay here in MN and use all of the Silly String I want on Halloween. I may make it a new tradition, in honor of LAMC 56.02. I'm fully expecting the rabble rousers to find a different day to use their Silly String.

"Good luck."

11/3/07 4:43 PM  
Blogger steve opined...

Greg, I had no idea you felt so strongly about this. If you go nuts with Silly String (tm) next Halloween, I expect to see photos.

11/4/07 9:22 AM  

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