I'm bringing sexy back behind the barn and beating its ass.

Anyone who knows me can tell you that my fashion sense runs no farther than solid color t-shirts and jeans in the winter, board shorts in the summer. Many times I've thought about how it'd be cool to be a snappy dresser, but then when I go as far as shopping for snappy clothes, I realize that:

1. I wouldn't know snappy if it slapped me.
2. I can't afford to shop in places that sell snappy.

So I continue to rock the t-shirts and jeans. Hell, I don't even know what brands of jeans are popular right now - I've been a Levis 501 man for so long. And the cool t-shirts I have were all bought for me by other people.

I have zero fashion sense, is what I'm tryin' to say. I'm okay with that, to a certain extent - I'm not lookin' to go metro - but I wouldn't mind being a teeny bit hipper than I am in the clothing department.