People are funny.
Unnamed cow-orker:
1. Has to have the latest and greatest in electronic gadgetry
2. Has no idea how said gadgetry works
3. Has zero patience when his new cutting edge gadgetry doesn't work immediately
4. Craps on IT department's Wheaties when we can't get his gadgetry to work immediately
That's a good recipe. Woot!
1. Has to have the latest and greatest in electronic gadgetry
2. Has no idea how said gadgetry works
3. Has zero patience when his new cutting edge gadgetry doesn't work immediately
4. Craps on IT department's Wheaties when we can't get his gadgetry to work immediately
That's a good recipe. Woot!
posted by steve at 7:29 PM
4 Comments:
Uh huh.
Perhaps some optimizing of his computer is in order: sudo rm -rf /
(assuming Mac. If winders, well, he's already in hell)
When Blackberry-type organizers first came out, about half the lawyers in my office had to go get them right away. Then in court, when the judge would want to set the next date, they would struggle manfully (because, frankly, it was always just the guys) to pull up their calendars. Several eons, much beeping noise, and after at least one threat by the judge to put them in the holding cell, they'd come up with a date. These were the same guys who were obsessed with having the smallest cell phone. You would seriously hear them having arguments with someone else: "Mine's smaller!" "No way! Mine is way smaller than yours!"
and people wonder why i hate people.
I think I know exactly who this jerk is. Too much cologne & too much coke. Freaking ass lobster.
Next time stuff the gadget in his race horse's head and leave it on his desk.
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