Jeane Kirkpatrick

stains: Jeane Kirkpatrick has died
me: Wow.
me: Poisoned with radioactive substances by the Kremlin?
stains: Presumably not
stains: link
stains: I almost literally knocked her over one day on a sidewalk in front of the AEI
stains: She stepped out of the garage to go to the door and I was right there -- she just popped out right in front of me
me: Which set into motion a string of events that today has finally caused her demise...
stains: That's right -- Strom Thurmond did the same thing and he's gone now, too. And former Commerce Secretary Ron Brown made fun of my hairline once, and look what happened to him!
me: All dead.
stains: Fuck with me and you're going down!
me: You're the political grim reaper.
me: Please tell me G.W. Bush gave you a wedgie in a capital mens room once
stains: Oh, wouldn't that be a dream come true. ;-)
me: Indeed.