Short Cuts

I hate nose and ear hair. I understand that a small amount of nose hair has a purpose, but do I really need a single big black pube hair growing out of my ear? No. I do not.

Last night while bowling at the BLB, I was reminded that I really like the smell of those little pink urinal pucks.

I dig Finland Station's track "Worst President Ever". That's some funny shit.

I'll be in Watkins Glen, NY for the next few days at a BMW club driving school/track event. Watch this space for pictures, video, exaggerations, obfuscations, and outright lies.