yahoo instant messenger
i've used yahoo's instant messenger program for years. in order to use the software, you have to get a yahoo ID first. a yahoo ID comes with an online profile that people can see, containing some information about you. mine also happens to contain a picture of me.
today, this person evidently found my profile and decided to send me an IM. here's the entire conversation (i'm chicanerii):
oceansplash@verizon.net: you italian?
chicanerii: not even a little bit
oceansplash@verizon.net: then what the hell are you
chicanerii: not italian
oceansplash@verizon.net: then what?
oceansplash@verizon.net: jewish
chicanerii: not jewish
oceansplash@verizon.net: german
chicanerii: a little
oceansplash@verizon.net: polish
chicanerii: not polish
oceansplash@verizon.net: what the fuck
chicanerii: what the fuck, indeed.
oceansplash@verizon.net: at least the walls talk to me okay
oceansplash@verizon.net: they talk to me
chicanerii: do you lose arguments to them?
oceansplash@verizon.net: i even see them too
oceansplash@verizon.net: not the walls though...but i see them
chicanerii: kickass.
oceansplash@verizon.net: i see voices
oceansplash@verizon.net: okay
oceansplash@verizon.net: i see VOICES
chicanerii: I see dead people.
oceansplash@verizon.net: really
chicanerii: they tell me not to believe you
chicanerii: so I don't.
today, this person evidently found my profile and decided to send me an IM. here's the entire conversation (i'm chicanerii):
oceansplash@verizon.net: you italian?
chicanerii: not even a little bit
oceansplash@verizon.net: then what the hell are you
chicanerii: not italian
oceansplash@verizon.net: then what?
oceansplash@verizon.net: jewish
chicanerii: not jewish
oceansplash@verizon.net: german
chicanerii: a little
oceansplash@verizon.net: polish
chicanerii: not polish
oceansplash@verizon.net: what the fuck
chicanerii: what the fuck, indeed.
oceansplash@verizon.net: at least the walls talk to me okay
oceansplash@verizon.net: they talk to me
chicanerii: do you lose arguments to them?
oceansplash@verizon.net: i even see them too
oceansplash@verizon.net: not the walls though...but i see them
chicanerii: kickass.
oceansplash@verizon.net: i see voices
oceansplash@verizon.net: okay
oceansplash@verizon.net: i see VOICES
chicanerii: I see dead people.
oceansplash@verizon.net: really
chicanerii: they tell me not to believe you
chicanerii: so I don't.
1 Comments:
That is very very funny.Completely mental-brilliant.Good stuff.Seeing voices....now i've heard everything.haha.
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